Pie

I'm waiting for pie
I'm impatient
But I'm waiting

I'm pacing
But I'm waiting

I'm losing my mind!
But I am still waiting

I stare at the oven
Please pie won't you crisp!

Oh those pumpkiny insides
Man, I have missed

This is worse than waiting in a line for a rollercoaster
Worse than waiting for a bathroom at a race
Much worse than waiting at a left turn light

Ah! I cannot wait!

Perhaps I should have eaten more turkey and stuffing
But I always save room for the best

If I don't eat some pumpkin pie
I won't be able to rest!

Alas! Is that the timer?
Yes, my pie is done!

All mine
In my stomach
A challenge
It can definitely be won

Rats!
It has to cool down
I can't believe I just said rats

I don't know who I'm becoming
Because I want this pie so bad

A side of coffee
And vanilla ice cream
My mouth is starting to drool

I'm salivating like a basset hound
I'll turn on a fan to make this pie cool!

Now I can slice my pie
I guess I'll share it with some people I know
But I stare at them like their predators
And take such a piece they say "Whoa!"

Pumpkin and vanilla together
Man, I think I've reached heaven
I can't eat just one slice
Yes, I have to have seven!

I savor each taste
Until I have none left
I have concluded
Pumpkin pie is the best

I waited for pie
I ate pie
Now I'm satisfied

I'm thankful for pie.