Buck

If i shot a buck, I imagine it would be rather large.  Before I could shoot the buck, I would have to make a game plan about how I would make my attack.  Obviously, I would first need to purchase copious amounts of camouflage from Bass Pro Shops. Then I'd need to purchase myself a rifle.  I really don't know much about guns, but I know for a fact that i would need a buck hunting rifle.  I imagine I would need to leave for my hunt in the early morning hours when buck are grazing on berries and trees.  I'm not very light on my feet, but I would practice being light for days before the hunt.  Buck run away when they hear heavy feet.  It's a fact.  I'll reference it later.

     I don't know if I could take this buck hunting trip solo.  I don't even know if I would sell my dead buck.  I would probably bring a stethoscope to make sure the buck was truly dead.  I would try to take the buck down in one shot.  I wouldn't want to cause too much pain to the creature.  I just want to shoot a buck. That's it.